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  • xUKHCx
    Oct 17, 04:03 PM
    http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=370488




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  • MaxBurn
    May 5, 06:07 AM
    Duno about that, all i know is with a tethered jb its possible to have cydia and jb apps greyed out.

    Not sure what would happen to grey out a native app.

    If it happens again look around in settings and see if something is up with the phone or baseband section?




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  • justflie
    Nov 20, 12:11 PM
    I think Apple will incorporate this type of functionality into their first phone. Why the heck else would people buy it, because it's pretty?! It has to have enough sweet features to convince people to drop their current phone and maybe even contract, otherwise it's going to be a huge and very very well publicized flop. They've gotten a lot of free press lately on the iPhone so they can't screw this up or the general public (not just us mac geeks) will hear about it.




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  • iApache
    Aug 5, 02:05 PM
    in Applications find 'Terminal' and once it is open put this command in there

    $ defaults write com.apple.dock no-glass -boolean YES; killall Dock


    swap the 'YES' for 'NO' to undo it.

    AWESOME!, Thank you so much.



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  • psychometry
    Oct 6, 12:17 AM
    Resizable textarea's have been implemented in WebKit nightlies for a few months now but were turned off by default at some point.

    For this to be included in a front page news item when its been publicly available for months is ludicrous.

    Yeah, there haven't been any Page 2 rumors recently, either. At least half the stuff from the past 2 weeks should be there instead.




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  • applejack
    Nov 11, 12:22 PM
    I love these threads, there are always little apps coming out and this is a great way to hear about them. I just installed Bytecontroller, it's exactly what I've been looking for in a menubar iTunes controller - simple.

    Does anyone know of a freeware app to monitor connections to your wireless network? My friend has something like this for Windows, not sure if there is something similar for mac (I'm a little paranoid).



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  • Amazing Iceman
    Apr 7, 11:21 AM
    4.3 and 4.3.1 has been a disaster. The animations are so choppy it makes it almost androidesque. I hope they actually fix it this time rather than just patching a jailbreak. I wish I could go back to 4.2.1 where the phone was actually stable and smooth.

    I noticed the same after upgrading to 4.3.x on my iPad.
    The UI is no longer as responsive as it used to be, and I also noticed there's a memory leak somewhere; not sure if it's caused by an application or the system itself is not reallocating memory properly.

    Powering OFF and restarting it every few days keeps it running better, but I still feel it's slower than before. :mad:




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  • JackT06
    Feb 21, 03:52 AM
    Hello,

    Does anyone know a way that i can make a gap in the border...

    I want to create a 3px gap in top and bottom of the Right Nav Left Border line..

    This is so that it won't touch the other borders.

    How do i do that in CSS?



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  • tdbaws
    Mar 6, 11:32 PM
    thanks alot man. i appreciate that.




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  • Frankydan100
    Apr 5, 01:51 AM
    Mind posting a link to the original first picture? Searched with Tineye.. nothing. :(

    Sure thing, here you go http://content.wallpapers-room.com/resolutions/1600x1200/A/Wallpapers-room_com___Apple_Steam_2_by_Leungy-inc_1600x1200.png

    To find it i just did a google image search of 'apple grey wallpaper' then set the minimum size to 'larger than 2mb. Brings up a ton of great ones.



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  • ThomasJL
    Feb 9, 06:59 PM
    And this is why we wanted competition Mr Jobs. They battle and we all win.

    Jobs didn't want that. He wanted the several million dollars in kickbacks that AT&T gave Apple from AT&T's customers' monthly cell phone bills.




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  • Old man jokes aside,


  • kas23
    Apr 13, 11:52 AM
    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 4_2 like Mac OS X; en) AppleWebKit/533.17.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.0.2 Mobile/8C134 Safari/6533.18.5)

    Actually, I hate to start a flamewar...As for my iPhone 4, it already seems a bit dated and laggy (takes 10 seconds to open Camera, laggy keyboard when searching in Maps, choppy animations in games). I think this is a software problem though. If Apple came out with a much more efficient and smoother iOS 5 (that made my iPhone 4 feel like a new phone), I would be perfectly satisfied.

    What!? I've had my iPhone 4 for seven whole days and I have not had this happen on my phone. Camera takes about 2-3 seconds to open on my phone-I do not have keyboard lag under maps and I have seen some amazing graphics (and no 'choppiness') with some of the games on my phone ('Death Rally' anyone?).

    You might be having some problems with your phone-I haven't come across similar threads with your reported problems. I don't see this as a symptom of the iPhone 4 as being "a bit dated".

    If you havent seen any threads on choppy animations and a lag when opening up the Camera app, you likely haven't been to the iPhone forum. My problems are not unique. And if you think about it, 2-3 seconds to have the ability to shoot a picture is still way too long.

    And besides, your phone is a full 7 days old. It's brand new! Everyone would expect it to be functioning perfectly. Mine is 10 months-old and feels long in the tooth.



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  • donlphi
    Nov 29, 05:49 PM
    Tower Records doesn't exist anymore.

    sure it does...

    http://www.towerrecords.com




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  • Reach9
    Apr 4, 06:35 PM
    This
    and this
    don't seem to add up.

    Again, i said it happens regardless of what they're wearing, but i was talking about reducing the chance of sexual assault.



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  • gkarris
    Apr 2, 07:31 PM
    Hey, I wanna go to a Super Shakespeare Party... ;)

    Need to save for an iPhone table instead.... :eek:

    http://iphonetable.blogspot.com/

    :D




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  • MikeT
    Jul 26, 09:09 PM
    Get a $100 inkjet cd/dvd printer. I use the Epson R320 (has a few more bells and whistles). You can Google images and print just about any kind of image on your discs. They look GREAT!
    Generic ink is about $15 for a complete set! Doesn't look the best for photos but works fine for labels.
    Thanks for the tips. Still, Lightscribe or Labelflash or equivalent would be a nice feature, especially in a notebook computer. If you're out and about with your notebook and you want to burn a disc, it'd be convenient to be able to just burn a few words on to the disc rather than bothering with printers, inks, labels, markers, etc.



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  • Kieranic
    Dec 2, 04:06 AM
    Wasn't ur previous wallpaper the cover of "Bad"?
    Do u mind sharing the wallpaper please. I'm also a huge MJ fan. Thank in advance!

    Haha someone actually remembers me! (*feels loved*:o) but the wallpaper is 1280x800 since I could only find a album cover the size of around 1400pixels.

    I've included that too if your monitor isn't 16:10 or something (The cover art is 1425, if you stretch it to 1440 it shouldn't look that much worse at all).

    Enjoy! I'm really looking forward to the new album! :)




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  • evil_santa
    Aug 20, 05:26 PM
    This one is called spinning cat! :D




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  • kainjow
    Mar 20, 03:34 PM
    This is piracy, not allowed here. See forum rules.




    MicroCuts327
    Apr 19, 09:16 PM
    ^^^ Really? I think as usual it looks like a booring American car....

    Most american cars are boring. Unlink this one, my dream car:

    http://media.motortopia.com/files/6174/vehicle/46391a7ea8c7d/100_0093_Small.jpg

    1969 'Vette Stingray. Looks best with sidepipes, like here:

    http://www.lakewaymotorsclassiccars.com/69corvetteblackcoupe/passside.jpg

    Awesome sauce� bodacious curves� :D




    MacHappytjg
    Jun 25, 05:18 PM
    do u know if airport extremes work with emac g4? Cause im thinking about going wireless on my eMac, and i'm in Canada if that makes a difference?

    Dis regaurd that sorry i need just an airport card




    Dreadnought
    Feb 16, 12:11 PM
    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU like Mac OS X; en) AppleWebKit/420.1 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.0 Mobile/4A102 Safari/419.3)

    I thought the i-series couldnt handle a dual setup, only some of the higher end xeons. Hence no dual mobo's for i7's.




    kelving525
    Sep 11, 01:44 PM
    Does the Apple Store carry any cases for the 4th generation iPod Touch?

    Not that I know of.




    apolloa
    Mar 23, 03:58 PM
    performance is question mark with a crap os like Window, and stop saying Windows 7 is good because it is not, it is just better than Vista... not hard eh?
    Flash works? Flash is crap on every platform, the few on which can run on since it is proprietary, and as far as it makes sense it runs on mac os too so i don't see your point. Costs a less than a Mac Pro/iMac/MacBook pro is relative as always, even good PCs which you can build if you have some experience, will not have an impressive power/consumption ratio as most Macs, will not have multitouch, unibody, all in one design, FireWire800 (please don't say USB3 which is crap), and many other things. You are just evalutating what you thing are important for you. You are not smarter, stop embarassing yourself.

    Sorry for my bad english.

    Please for THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TALKING ABOUT LAPTOPS!!! If I ever buy a computer like an Alienware I would ONLY get a desktop. Now, I could build a computer wearing a blindfold in 1o minutes if I wanted, I spent 8 years in IT and built hundreds of computers. But I like the Aurora ALX so shoot me now for daring to like a PC!! I like it's design and case and I CANNOT buy that on anything else.
    And I would be more then happy to not build a PC.
    So are we clear on that? As for firewire, well if I ever used it maybe it would be a loss but seeing as EVERYTHING I plug into a computer is done so by USB then yeap, USB 3 FTW. And USB3 will get huge support.
    I can have a powerful desktop that will make any iMac cry and I can play with it's insides as much as I want AND it IS cheaper then a Mac Pro.

    As for the smarter bit, by God I'm a flipping damn site smarter then you are mate! I don't wake up every morning and pray to my Mac and posses the ability to buy what "I" like no matter the make!! I have the ability to like products regardless of others opinions rather then be a sheep. You may call it special, personally i call it being human..


    Usually it is the opposite, one can't says an opinion without being marked as a fanboy by blind users like you. Even when you point they're wrong, you get the fanboy pin!! How sad are becoming online forums. I'm still laughing at the news about Apple opening hardware access for Adobe flash, a lot of retarded users cried "apple was the bad guy because adobe can't optimized flash without this".... when we got core image, core animation, core audio ecc. for years. Who want to bash see only what he wants to see, and think to be the smart one.
    Go enjoy your Windows 7 Alienware, btw nice machine troll.

    Good God, did you win the hypocrite of the year award? One sentance your talking about 'fanboys' and the next your calling me a troll :eek::rolleyes: You go and worship your Apple mate.
    I have no interest in buying anything at the moment, I need money and will getting some later in the year. And as for the Flash, well I'm pretty sure I never hard Ballamer bad publicly bad mouth Adobe, yet I get CONSTANT flash problems with my Mac OSX and that my sir is a FACT that you cannot change regardless of your opinions..

    As for Windows 7, hmm, I've read plenty of people praising it on these forums and I also have it myself. Perhaps you should try it before bad mouthing it.

    Anyway enough said, next time you reply to someone maybe you should READ what they are saying and respond with a fact that they don't have.



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